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Politics and Government
President Trump offers a “best-of-three” WWE event with The Constitution
“I’ve never heard of The Constitution,” Donald Trump told reporters this week, “but I’ve worked with my friends at WWE
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You have shingles now? What happened to the gout?
Mike Lindell LOVES the word cyber. It’s like when you grandparents call it the interwebs. His latest claim is his
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Florida residents respond to landslide victory by governor Ron DeSantis
Ron DeSantis won in a landslide this past weekend. What do Florida residents really think about their new, er, same
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Arizona Republicans are shootin’ mad about the 2022 mid-term election results
Several Trump-backed candidates went down in a cloud of dust like a cowboy getting bucked off a wild stallion at
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Take the world by storm
Every press release of an band, singer, artist, product, politician or service says they are “taking the world by storm.”
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Arizona voters urged to write their vote in the desert sand and and take a picture of it
Maricopa County Republican representatives handed out their own ball point pens to voters in last night’s election. The idea was
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Music to insurrect by
The planned Insurrection Celebration on Jan 6, 2023 near the site of the original riot taking over the Capitol is
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Saving money on political advertising
Political ads are expensive.
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“Don’t shoot! I want to come to America and watch The Bachelor!”
Military experts say Putin’s threat to add 300,000 more Russian troops to the war effort against Ukraine is empty because
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Just one more booster and you may even like gluten-free bread
Michael Flynn claims the left wants to control us by using Covid shots to make us into cyborgs. That’s not
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It’s down there with some old USFL jerseys and The Apprentice swag
Trump‘s legal team said all classified and de-classified documents kept at Mar-A-Lago were in “secure storage.” Interviews with cleaning and
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After the demise of Shooter’s Grill, Lauren Boebert opens TANKS restaurants across Colorado
Earlier this summer, Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert’s Shooter’s Grill shut down. The controversial diner featured wait staff with real guns
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Nope, not this one. Nope, not this one.
This is interesting. The White House has a total of 132 rooms. What? That’s right. There are six floors with
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Mike Pence stars in new Cadillac commercials
BREAKING: Republican Mike Pence stars in new commercials for the 2023 Cadillac Escalade. “Now this is a car I’ll gladly
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