Meara dumped me after I bought her a sleeve of 3 golf balls for our 1-year anniversary
Meara dumped me after I bought her a sleeve of 3 golf balls for our 1-year anniversary.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Relationships and Dating
So you are telling me you love golf and can cook a perfect bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin?
“So you are telling me you love golf and can cook a perfect bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin? Will you marry me?”
Read MoreShe dumped me in Chicago
This is Alexandria. She dumped me in Chicago when she found out I used to play my tuba on street
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10 women who dumped me on Valentine’s day
Romantic relationships are hard. I’ve had my share of break ups. It’s really hard when you get the boot on
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She dumped when she found out I did this with melons
Kelly dumped me when she found out I was a roadie for the comedian Gallagher when I was coming up
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She dumped me when she found out what I did with toilet paper
Carina is a successful fashion model you’ve seen on many magazine covers. She dumped me with a text that said,
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She dumped me because I always sing the wrong lyrics to songs on the radio
Kelly broke up with me because she says I sing the wrong lyrics to the songs on the radio. At
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She dumped me when I said she looked like a beautiful character on “Game of Thrones”
“You look just like that beautiful character on the ‘Game of Thrones,’” I said. “Which one?” “The blonde. Raygar.” “Rhaegar?
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She dumped me because I couldn’t decide what I wanted to watch on Netflix
She dumped me because I couldn’t decide what I wanted to watch on Netflix. “What do you want to watch?”
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You look just like the Queen of Sweden!
Women who dumped me #54668. Tabitha dumped me when I told her I still have my stamp collection from 7th
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What’s with the peanuts? Is this supposed to be a meal?
Women who dumped me series #8764 Dating is a hassle. Serena dumped me when I told her my life goal
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5 women who dumped me faster than divorce follows a Hollywood marriage
Many years ago as a young man I dated these ladies. Often we discussed out futures together. Until they jumped
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Bonnie dumped after I answered her question: “What is your number?”
Women who dumped me series #1268 Bonnie dumped me when she asked me, “What is your number?” I thought she
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Lacy dumped when she found out I was the lead singer of my nursing home’s barbershop quartet
Women who dumped me series #771 – Lacy dumped when she found out I was the lead singer of my
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She broke up with me when she realized she was only on the rebound from a rich guy
“We need to talk,” she said. For everyone in a relationship the world over, hearing the words “we need to
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