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Music
August 5, 2021 Joe Ditzel

When did Taylor Swift have the time?

“Tim McGraw” was the first single off Taylor Swift’s first album. I know artists have to grow and change, but

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Health
August 5, 2021 Joe Ditzel

No one is taking your freedom

“No one is taking your freedom. You have more freedom than anyone in the history of the world. Be a

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Music
August 5, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Iggy Pop – Senior Year High School Photo – Ann Arbor, MI

Iggy Pop – Senior Year High School Photo – Ann Arbor, MI

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Food and Restaurants
August 4, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Customer orders most outrageous drink order in history

In a recent TikTok video, user @aadinoff showed multiple Starbucks employees trying to assemble an extremely complicated drink order with

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Sports
August 2, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Quinn Ewers cashes in big at Ohio State and I go for the gold

Now that Quinn Ewers, possibly the best high school QB in the country, is officially coming to Ohio State, experts

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Religion and Faith
July 29, 2021 Joe Ditzel

What’s with the spelling error?

I hear you. You want to know why it is called the “Catholic” church. Well, the first person to call

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Animals
July 24, 2021 Joe Ditzel

The 227 point threat — bull elk challenge horse over lunch

This horse was minding his own business, in his own pen, mind you, eating lunch, when a bull elk decided

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Health
July 21, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Peegency! Peegency!

Ever have a peegency? A peegency is my word for a pee emergency. And I had a capital ‘P’ Peegency.

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Travel and Places
July 17, 2021 Joe Ditzel

10 Things You Didn’t Know About German Village in Columbus, Ohio

German Village was settled by German immigrants in the mid-1800s. The first 30 years they built breweries, living in double-wide

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School and Education
July 16, 2021 Joe Ditzel

What if you are just selectively dumb?

In my college psychology class I had a new professor who tried to implement all the “latest” teaching methods to

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Work and Careers
July 16, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Sure, and close the window when you are done

New annoying business buzzword/jargon I just heard on a call: “Let me double-click on that and…” Double-click on that? Oh,

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Travel and Places
July 15, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Hair emergency at sports bar in Miami

If you’ve ever been to Florida, you know the extreme humidity is not kind to hair. Within minutes of a

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Tech and Science
July 14, 2021 Joe Ditzel

I washed my phone. I don’t mean I cleaned it.

I washed my new phone! I don’t mean I cleaned it. I washed it. See, I forgot my phone was

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Travel and Places
July 14, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Haircuts finally legal in New York

Exciting news! Andrew Cuomo, New York’s embattled governor, is working hard for the people. He signed impactful legislation yesterday making

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Health
July 13, 2021 Joe Ditzel

10 ways to relieve extreme stress

Modern life is making us all crazy. Lousy bosses, meager pay, and indifferent families add to our daily stress levels.

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