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Short Stories
July 11, 2021 Joe Ditzel

The Ghost of Bricken Chase

Adapted from a short story by Oscar Wilde, “The Canterville Ghost” The Ghost of Bricken Chase – Chapter One When

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Family
July 11, 2021 Joe Ditzel

10 things you can do to prevent CRT in your schools

Some people are trying valiantly to keep CRT, or Coping With Relatives Tactics, out of schools. Here are 10 ways

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Tech and Science
July 10, 2021 Joe Ditzel

11 amazing signs of intelligence

There are several ways of measuring intelligence. Most people think having a high IQ is the most important measure. But

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Travel and Places
July 9, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Watch for falling rocks crashing through your windshield

Did you ever drive through an area with a “Falling Rocks” sign and feel a tinge of fear a boulder

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Sports
July 8, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Things I think about when looking for my lost golf ball

How is it that I find every remote thicket of woods on this course? I’ll never find my ball back

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Work and Careers
July 8, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Let’s circle back on that and run it up the flagpole

Let’s circle back to something you said a few minutes ago and run it up the flagpole and see who

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Food and Restaurants
July 7, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Can I get a glass of chardonnay?

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Cars and Traffic
July 1, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Oh, no, fool, you’re not getting away from me!

Just before noon, I was heading north on Front Street when a speeding minivan in front of me swerved to

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Sports
June 26, 2021 Joe Ditzel

I think it stayed out

  Golfer: I think it stayed out! Caddie: Stayed out? That ball is deeper than the Mariana Trench.

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Work and Careers
June 25, 2021 Joe Ditzel

I wish I didn’t work 20-hour days

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Food and Restaurants
June 25, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Local man decides if banana is still edible

  An area man looked at the bananas he purchased a few days ago and tried to determine if they

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Politics and Government
June 25, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Republican rally-goers storm Matt Gaetz

At a recent Republican rally in Washington, DC. a small but vocal part of the 200,000 people gathered broke off

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Home and Garden
June 25, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Sometimes I think I have it all under control

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Politics and Government
June 25, 2021 Joe Ditzel

It says here you stormed the Capitol building

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Relationships and Dating
June 24, 2021 Joe Ditzel

She’s still steaming eight days after

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