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Travel and Places
June 10, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Three worst Pittsburgh dog groomers

There are many great dog groomers in Pittsburgh. These three will never make the list. Matty’s Matted Hair Dog Groomer

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Politics and Government
June 4, 2021 Joe Ditzel

BREAKING: Trump Buys MySpace

Today Facebook handed down a two-year extension on President Trump’s ban. He wasted no time in his response, buying MySpace

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School and Education
May 29, 2021 Joe Ditzel

That time the teacher smoked the kids out of the room

Historian W.E. Peters described the first one-room school house in Athens County, Ohio as 16 x 24 feet with a

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Relationships and Dating
May 27, 2021 Joe Ditzel

It’s not a betrayal, bro

Recently on Reddit a poster explained he started dating a girl when they were both 16 but agreed to break

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Home and Garden
May 24, 2021 Joe Ditzel

After closing on the house

After closing on the house…  

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Travel and Places
May 24, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Bloomberg says Canada is running out of space?

Bloomberg says Canada is running out of land to build houses. Have they been there? There’s enough land to build

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Animals
May 16, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Can you teach me about the Circle of Life now?

Mufasa taught Simba how to be the Lion King. The Circle of Life— the eternal balance of the animal kingdom.

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Politics and Government
May 14, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Voter restriction enforcement AI robots installed throughout Georgia

Georgia lawmakers are taking voter restriction enforcement into the modern age with the installation of thousands of AI robots throughout

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Relationships and Dating
May 12, 2021 Joe Ditzel

She’s still steaming five days after she found out

She’s still steaming five days after she found out I dated her best friend in junior high.

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Holidays
May 8, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Flower shortage for Mother’s Day

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Family
May 7, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Where do you two think you are going?

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Health
May 1, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Pfizer introduces Strawberry Frappucino-flavored Covid vaccine

Health experts report America has run out of adults willing to get the Covid vaccine, even as cases skyrocket in

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Politics and Government
May 1, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Trump new lead singer in Kid Rock tribute band

Former President Donald Trump announced today he will be the lead singer in a new Kid Rock tribute band called

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TV
May 1, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Biden Administration to review hated endings to classic TV series

Today the Biden administration announced an inter-disciplinary committee to review some of the most hated series finales in entertainment. “Fans

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Social Media
May 1, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Once I understood cheugy

Once I understood cheugy, I realized I’ve been cheugy for decades.

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