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Writing
April 28, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Music reviewer wanted, respond asap

When I was fourteen, I wrote weekly album reviews for the school paper. Around that time I saw an ad

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Health
April 26, 2021 Joe Ditzel

I don’t know, Reginald

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Movies
April 26, 2021 Joe Ditzel

No Oscar winner for you, son

Well, several of my features and documentaries didn’t make it to the Oscars again. Please check them out when you

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Cars and Traffic
April 24, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Elon Musk announces first Tesla store to open on Mars

Anticipating rapid space travel development in the next few years, with thousands of well-heeled Earthlings paying high ticket prices to

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Politics and Government
April 23, 2021 Joe Ditzel

BREAKING: Arizona to recount Maricopa County ballots. State opens permanent Vote Recount Center.

Arizona moved forward with plans to recount Maricopa county ballots. The state also revealed the beginning of construction of the

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Health
April 17, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Remember long ago a year ago

Remember long ago when: – you thought quarantine would only be a few weeks. – you realized you had been

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Weather and Climate
April 15, 2021 Joe Ditzel

It’s like California out here!

Eyes followed me as I walked up the sidewalk to the senior medical care residential building. Ten or so residents

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Health
April 9, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Not only that I’ve got a killer moooooo!

Thank you to Ohio Health for the shot at the Ohio State Fairgrounds here in Columbus. Unfortunately, they just emailed

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Work and Careers
April 9, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Workers rush to go back to the office after the pandemic?

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Tech and Science
April 9, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Hey, maybe science…

Hey, maybe science is a conspiracy theory. Did you ever think of that, bub?

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Family
April 7, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Mom, can I have my own iPad?

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Weather and Climate
April 5, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Walking around the neighborhood in my Speedo

Over 70 degrees here in Columbus today. Been walking around the neighborhood in my Ohio University “Go Bobcats” Speedo. Two

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Uncategorized
April 5, 2021 Joe Ditzel

In line at the Marshall’s sale

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Family
April 2, 2021 Joe Ditzel

How did your gender reveal party go?

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Animals
March 29, 2021 Joe Ditzel

I’m sorry, the parrot is swearing again

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