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July 17, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Medina Church of Seasons Offers Free After-Service Doughnuts Every Sunday to Anyone Who Can Remove Scissors From Church Door

In an uncharacteristic outburst years ago after a heartbreaking Browns loss, Monsignor Gerald R. Sipefan threw the scissors in his

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Travel and Places
July 17, 2019 Joe Ditzel

7 Things You Can Only Do in Chillicothe, Ohio

1. Stop the car on the side of the highway, get out, spin around and yell, “This here is Ohio

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July 16, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Ohio To Move Cincinnati 175 Miles North to Battle Climate Change

The state of Ohio plans to move the entire city of Cincinnati 175 miles north to battle rising temperatures due

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Tech and Science
July 16, 2019 Joe Ditzel

T-Mobile and Taco Bell Announce T-MoBell Stores

T-Mobile and Taco Bell announced today a joint partnership called T-MoBell stores. Consumers will be able to buy branded merchandise

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Travel and Places
July 16, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Cleveland Indians Relocate Team to Baltimore in the Middle of the Night

In a surprise move, the Cleveland Indians have moved the team to Baltimore under cover of darkness. At midnight, dozens

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Travel and Places
July 16, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Are These UFOs over Newark, Ohio Returning From a Previous Visit?

In August of 2015, YouTube user Punky Doodle filmed this UFO over her hometown of Newark, Ohio. I have no

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Travel and Places
July 14, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 Things You Can Only Do in Houston

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Travel and Places
July 14, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 Things You Can Only Do in Austin

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Travel and Places
July 14, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 Things You Can Only Do in Dallas

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Travel and Places
July 13, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 Best Hikes in Ohio

Are you a hiker new to Ohio? Don’t worry, the state has lots of great hiking experiences for you! Check

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July 12, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Ohio Researchers Successfully Create Hybrid Corn/Umbrella Plant

Using the latest developments in agricultural techniques and artificial intelligence, researchers at Case Western University in Cleveland announced today the

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Sports
July 12, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Cleveland Man Prays 12 Weeks Straight Night and Day for Browns Success—Wins Lottery Instead

A Cleveland man prayed in his living room for 12 weeks straight that the Cleveland Browns would turn around their

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Travel and Places
July 12, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 FAILED Ohio Marketing Slogans

1. Ohio. Really good summer days 25 percent of the time. 2. Ohio. High tech, high probability of rain. 3.

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Travel and Places
July 11, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Chillicothe Imports 100 Million Pounds of Coffee To Help Combat Fatigue From Boredom

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Sports
July 11, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Lifelong Indians Fan Finally Catches Foul Ball After Six Decades of Home Games—Is Asked To Leave By Security Because He Had “Snuck Down To the Good Seats”

Bobby “Go Tribe” Billingboonger from Parma Heights, a lifelong Cleveland Indians superfan, jumped for joy when he caught a foul

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