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July 12, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 FAILED Ohio Marketing Slogans

1. Ohio. Really good summer days 25 percent of the time. 2. Ohio. High tech, high probability of rain. 3.

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Travel and Places
July 11, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Chillicothe Imports 100 Million Pounds of Coffee To Help Combat Fatigue From Boredom

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Sports
July 11, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Lifelong Indians Fan Finally Catches Foul Ball After Six Decades of Home Games—Is Asked To Leave By Security Because He Had “Snuck Down To the Good Seats”

Bobby “Go Tribe” Billingboonger from Parma Heights, a lifelong Cleveland Indians superfan, jumped for joy when he caught a foul

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Travel and Places
July 11, 2019 Joe Ditzel

7 Things You Should Know About Toledo

1. Toledo has it’s own theme song called, “Toledo, Oh-Mi-Oh-My-Oh” 2. Toledo was capital of Ohio for seven days in

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Travel and Places
July 11, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Man Wearing “Toledo Famous” Shirt Can’t Point Out Toledo On a Map

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Weather and Climate
July 11, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Outraged Cleveland Man Says State Government Should Spread Sunshine More Evenly Across State

As a slight drizzle fell, an angry man in downtown Cleveland told passers-by the state government should take action to

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Animals
July 10, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Die-Hard Cincinnati Reds Fan Sea Turtle Travels From Gulf of Mexico Up Ohio River To Support Home Stand Against Indians

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Travel and Places
July 10, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Research Breakthrough Reveals Brain Wave Patterns While Viewing Ohio State Football Games Are Same As Eating Bratwurst While Having Sex

New research out of Ohio State University shows viewer brain wave patterns while watching Ohio State football games is exactly

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Travel and Places
July 10, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Ohio Announces Plan to Capture 47 Percent of Michigan Tourism Revenue

Ohio officials announced today a plan to “take” 47 percent of Michigan tourism revenue by the year 2030. The move

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Animals
July 9, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Rejected by the Dayton Zoo

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Travel and Places
July 9, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 Things You Can Only Do in Dayton, Ohio

1. Wrong Brothers World of Escalators 2. Dayton Emotional Surf School 3. Dayton Date and Peaches Museum 4. Dayton Fun

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Travel and Places
July 9, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 Things You Can Only Do In Youngstown Ohio

1. Man of the Lantern Haunted Discotheque 2. Forgotten Corporate Art Park 3. Youngstown Museum of Songs About Youngstown 4.

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Travel and Places
July 6, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 Things You Can Only Do in Cincinnati

Cincinnati, a jewel on the banks of the Ohio River, is one of the nation’s oldest cities. If you plan

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Travel and Places
July 5, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 Areas of Cleveland With The Most Cleveland-Sounding Names

Some parts of Cleveland sound more Cleveland-y. 1. Parma 2. Ohio City 3. Industrial Valley 4. Irishtown Bend 5. Stockyards

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Travel and Places
July 5, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 Most Akrony-sounding Areas in Akron, Ohio

Some Akron areas just sound like they should be in Akron. 1. Canal Winchester 2. Tallmadge 3. Portage lakes 4.

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