Roombas gone wild proves flat earth theory
Just look at a freshly poured concrete slab for a house. Perfectly flat. It the earth was round, the slab
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Disney introduces new “DeSantis Fee” added to all Disney goods and services sold in Florida
First, Disney stood with their employees who didn’t agree with Ron DeSantis, governor of Florida. So DeSantis revoked Disney’s long-standing
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Her brain activity trying to figure out what I’m thinking
Her brain activity trying to figure out what I’m thinking about. What I’m thinking about: 2023 Masters Week at Augusta
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What, you don’t like bowling to classic rock?
Setsuko dumped me when I took her to Rock and Bowl night at a bowling alley in the basement of
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Just got back from skiing with Gwyneth
What a trip! Just got back from skiing with Gwyneth Paltrow. SO MUCH FUN! Even the 4 days in the
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The roar of the crowd
At my first comedy open mic at a laundromat. #comedy #standupcomedy #standup #comedian #openmic #rookie #showbusiness
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You only think about yourself
I was dating a lady who told me once, “You only think about yourself.” I said, “Not true. I also
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Turn it up, let’s go!
In 1590, Caravaggio put down the brush, called up a bunch of friends, and said, “Hey, let’s take a break
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My new sitcom debuts this fall
Great news! NBC gave my pitch the green light! My new sitcom, “Bogey Joe” debuts this fall. I play an
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Hey honey, what was the name of the god of pizza?
In the early days of Christianity, if you wanted to convert a pagan you had to convince them to give
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Here’s how to win the US Open for everyday Joes
So you want to play in the US Open Championship. First you have to get in to the tournament! You
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Appalling and confusing
Looking forward to another appalling, confusing and disappointing Cleveland Browns season this fall 2023.
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This is why the words you use matter
The speaker at the convention was explaining the Hate and Love jars. He explained that our words matter and to
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Be real, Hailey and Selena are besties
Come on, folks. Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez are NOT causing drama. I mean, remember a few weeks ago when
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And I get three daily chauffeured trips for pup cups
Just watched a video on IG where a young man broke up with his girlfriend mid-flight and she started screaming
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