Woman loading a washing machine
This 16th century painting by Titian, “Woman loading a washing machine,” hangs in the London Museum of Great Art on
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
I’m changing my name
The painter Titian’s real name is Tiziano Vecellio. I’m thinking of creating a similar branded name. Which do you prefer
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Meteorologist is the first woman to send official storm warning at elite weather center
For the first time in 70 years, a woman sent out the official thunderstorm warning from the elite Storm Prediction
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Play “Hot Stuff” next, DJ!
More evidence the earth is flat. I was just at the roller rink in my 1970s shorts and puka shells.
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Man riding the El to downtown Chicago forgets to get off at his stop
The color and movement in this Caravaggio painting entitled. “Man riding the El to downtown Chicago forgets to get off
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UFOs appear over Cincinnati
Some UFOs reportedly appeared over Cincinnati. Clearly they are aliens here to exact revenge because our broadcasts of “The Love
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He doesn’t seem too happy about this
This painting is “The Circumcision” by Garafalo in the 16th century. The kid doesn’t look too happy about this.
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Icy proof the world is flat
If the world was round, hockey rink ice would be curved. But it is flat like the earth. If it
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Man saves a wolf just to have a good story to tell at the singles bar
OK, so the guy in this video saves a wolf. That’s a good thing. I told my cousin Coffey from
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“The 300” at the driving range
“Our arrows will block all the sunlight over your driving range.” “The we will fight in the shade, at least
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Biden sends Mickey Mouse spy balloons over China
In response to a number of Chinese spy balloons found drifting over the continental US, President Biden announced today 750
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10 women who dumped me on Valentine’s day
Romantic relationships are hard. I’ve had my share of break ups. It’s really hard when you get the boot on
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Jordan, do you want a cheeseburger?
Asking Jordan Peterson if he wants a cheeseburger: “Jordan, do want a cheeseburger? “Well, first let me ask you what
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Bing’s new AI is very impressive
Microsoft rolled out their Bing AI. It’s very impressive. Even simple things like “summarize this Wikipedia” or “how many blueberries
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The top three languages in the world
The top three languages in the world. 1. English – 1.5 billon people 2. Mandarin – 1.1 billion people 3.
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