Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Dating – Book
- 10 exciting new alternatives to “Love Island”
- Welcome to BearTender — Swipe right for roaring romance
- When she just wants the date to be over
- Ava dumped me when I told her I had a “Ferrari future with a bicycle bank account”
- Places you absolutely should never take a first date
- Do you think the coffee here is too strong for you?
- Cecilia dumped me when she found out I developed a version of Pokemon featuring pro golfers
- Idara broke up with me when I told her I used to be an engineer on a miniature railroad at a zoo
- Fernanda broke up with me because she said my dancing looked like this
- Jeremy rents a bike at the beach
- I really like you!
- Hazel dumped me at our renaissance faire battle reenactment when I told her I couldn’t lift my sword
- Charlotte ghosted me when I told her my interior decorating style was “Cleveland Bowling Alley”
- Alabama dumped me when I admitted I used to be the lead singer in a German thrash metal country music band
- Gianna dumped me when I told her I won the International Bow Tie Tying Championship 5 years in a row
- My anxiety closing in when I ask out a woman way out of my league
- What, you don’t like bowling to classic rock?
- You only think about yourself
- And I get three daily chauffeured trips for pup cups
- So you are telling me you love golf and can cook a perfect bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin?
- She dumped me when I said she looked like a beautiful character on “Game of Thrones”
- She dumped me because I couldn’t decide what I wanted to watch on Netflix
- You look just like the Queen of Sweden!
- What’s with the peanuts? Is this supposed to be a meal?
- 5 women who dumped me faster than divorce follows a Hollywood marriage
- Bonnie dumped after I answered her question: “What is your number?”
- Lacy dumped when she found out I was the lead singer of my nursing home’s barbershop quartet
- She ghosted me when she found out I am a Browns fan
- She ghosted me on the road when I told her she looked like my mom
- 5 women who dropped me like a pre-med student changes their major to communications after failing chemistry 101
- She ghosted me on our first date at a haunted house
- 5 women who dumped me like a mafia garbage truck unloading trash into a New Jersey river
- 5 women who dumped me like a TV network kicking a failing sitcom off the schedule
- Why I let my dog drive my car
- 10 Lies Women Tell Guys For Fun and Profit
- Tall and to the point
- 36 questions that will make anyone fall in love with you instantly
- Are you going to share?
- Chewing tacos with your mouth open while watching the Bachelor
- You look quite fetching in that mink stole over your beaver jacket, Gwendolyn
- When she invites you over and this is the front hallway
- A lady scammed dozens of men into attending a “live Tinder date competition” in NYC
- Chaos on the dance floor
- The profile said “no hookups”
- Tried to escape
- 5 Fun First Date Ideas
- 3 Fun Facts on Successful Dating
- A Little Like Mother
- Catfished On Tinder
- 3 Things Girls Notice In Guys Right Away
- When You Know You Have To Raise Your Tinder Game
- Ohio University Valentine
- 5 Worst Pick-Up Lines On Tinder
- 5 Things You Should Never Do After Sex
- Local Man Spends Lunch Hour Every Day Visiting Site of Junior High Romance
- Area Man Searches Phone For Potential Date He Does Not Want To Strangle
- 7 Signs Your Relationship is on Life Support
- 7 Fights Couples Have Every September
- 7 Things To Avoid Before Sex
- How to Get Naked With Someone New
- Should Have Deleted The Account
- Did Charles Introduce Her to You?
- We Don’t Know How Lucky We Are in Life
- She Likes Her Space
- 5 Completely Unforgivable Reasons to Cheat
- Top Female Athletes Who Have No Interest In Me
- How Come This Hot Nurse Won’t Go Out With Him?
- Female Celebrities I Have Not Been Romantically Involved With
- How To Tell If Someone Is Cheating On You
- She’ll Be Right Down! Waiting For Her On Date Night
- What Did You Ever See in Me?
- 7 Ways Dating Is Different In Ohio Than Anywhere Else
- Romantic Valentine Verses for Your Love on Valentine’s Day 2015