Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Crime – Book
- The main reason you should move to Norway
- Locked up at Target
- I held the door open for four bank robbers making their escape and they didn’t even tip me
- Drop it like it’s hot
- The bump and the gaslighting
- Scottie Scheffler Arrested at Valhalla Club After Using Rolls Royce as Golf Cart
- Advertise Here: The New Supreme Court Business Model
- The Moonlighting Astronaut: A Gravity-Defying Claim
- Please stop kicking so I can close the door to the cruiser
- Headline I didn’t expect to see today: On-duty police officer in uniform arrested for shoplifting at a sporting goods store. Taken to police station in their own cruiser.
- Playing golf in prison
- Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man partied on unaware he had been shot in the head four days ago
- Son, did you mow the lawn?
- Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Police crash patrol car into a St. Louis bar, arrest bar owners
- I did nothing wrong
- Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Trump’s own expert witness is not an expert
- Outdated laws still on the books for some reason in Omaha
- Kids, your mother will be right back
- Wild Ruckus in Whiskey’s Hollow: A Night of Poker Ends in Chaos
- “The Fort of Justice”: Nashville’s First Jailhouse Raises Questions and Hope
- NYPD’s New Hover Police Cars Grounded Due to Excess Donut Consumption by Officers
- What, Diet Pepsi wouldn’t do the trick?
- The bank robbing alpacas of Tokyo
- Sal the bricklayer
- I’m on a call. Wait your turn.
- When a criminal mastermind can’t cover the bets
- I think Scarlett is in on it
- Car rental company arrests customers for “stealing” cars
- New AI scam sweeping the country
- Stand back, Lorena!
- Going round and round and turning upside down
- Lawyer up, Jethro!
- 95 Ocean, you have an open mic!
- Valentine is the new wheel man for the heist
- The corn dog crime king
- Thank goodness they interviewed Mrs. Burdick
- 200 police and scores of fire trucks block waves of panty raiders
- Local man writes $1.5 million dollar check for food delivery
- City fines restaurant owner for graffiti the city can’t keep off his walls
- Lucy prevented tragedy by gaining possession of the weapon
- I’ll pick you up and we’ll drive to Canada for some Labatt’s and freedom!
- At least they put it up on blocks
- Hold it down there, buddy, you sing like crap!
- Gypsy curse drives men to life of crime
- My best friend stole my girl
- The police brought an army of officers to thwart these criminals
- Let me put that in a bag for you and happy holidays!
- Jimmy said don’t buy anything
- Not sure what this guy did but…
- Even more of the LEAST dangerous street gangs in Texas
- 3 More of the LEAST Dangerous Street Gangs in Texas
- 3 of Texas’ Least Dangerous Gangs
- Your Baby Smells Horrible But What Great Teeth!
- Arizona police arrested an 82-year-old bank robber
- A Jailbird Was Arrested in An IHOP After Getting Help Escaping From His Mom
- Police arrested a Florida man for DUI after he mistook a bank drive-thru for Taco Bell
- Post Office Worker Busted For Stealing $600K in Stamps
- Virginia Cracks Down on Overage Trick-or-Treaters
- Man Busted for Strolling Past Old Faithful Geyser in Yellowstone
- Virginia man tired of kids trespassing on his lawn installs an electric fence near a bus stop
- A herd of cows helped police run down a perp
- A Maryland man took his driver’s test in his own car but didn’t remember he had weed and a gun in the vehicle
- Tough laws in Singapore – Drunk in public
- How to Avoid Getting Busted in New Hampshire
- Man Wanted for Fifteen Years by Cops Found Hiding Inside Washing Machine
- Shoplifting Suspects Jump Fence Into Police Station
- Lady steals food while riding around Walmart
- Guy put emergency calls on hold to play video games
- Pot Smugglers Call Police
- How To Get Arrested Quickly and Easily
- Man Sends Selfie To Police To Replace Bad Mugshot Photo
- Bank Robber Tries to Fight Traffic Ticket
- Street Robber Tries To Steal Cell Phone From MMA Fighter; Begs For Life
- Listen, You Can’t Come In Here Without A Warrant
- Lady Poisons Roommates
- Extreme Measures to Get Results
- Mr. Shelby Mustang GT500