Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems 9 – Book
2021
- 5 worst barbershops in Des Moines
- Des Moines History – Early 1900s Beautification
- Des Moines History – Late 1800s boom!
- Des Moines History – Mid 1800s
- Des Moines History – Prehistoric Era
- 5 worst interior design firms in Des Moines
- 5 worst pharmacies in Des Moines
- I want him arrested! I’m over in the soups aisle!
- When they cancel flight after flight
- They say Rudolph
- We got kicked out
- A professor in Japan
- What the heck are they doing on our porch, Cleetus?
- Taking our time to build a champion
- She asked for a Miles Davis boxed set
- I don’t blame her, guy
- 5 worst grocery stores in Des Moines
- 5 worst car washes in Des Moines
- 3 more fun facts about Des Moines
- Overheard in Columbus: Hidden manipulation
- 3 fun facts about Des Moines, Iowa
- 5 worst skating rinks in Des Moines
- 5 worst pizza shops in Des Moines
- 5 worst eyeglasses stores in Des Moines
- 5 worst computer stores in Des Moines
- 5 worst hairstylists in Des Moines
- 5 worst convenience stores in Des Moines
- Deion Sanders Recruits Star Travis Hunter Away From Florida, Immediately Pitches Florida Coaching Job
- Or I find 100 Bitcoins I bought in 2012 after a few beers
- Merry Christmas, it gets great gas mileage!
- Netflix and chill or get rid of this junk I hate them?
- When you’re a dud, you’re a dud all the way!
- What are we celebrating?
- 7 of the most commonly searched questions about cryptocurrency
- Michigan finally beats Ohio State after 300 year draught
- Joel Osteen, please send me my $600,000!
- Colonel Red “Falcon” Turnberry reveals his latest golf innovation
- That time my family moved to Iowa and I cried
- Yes, you are correct, sir! I feel lots of pain right now, sir!
- 5 worst storage places in Des Moines
- 5 worst wedding planners in Des Moines, Iowa
- We don’t like these Yankee customs like Thanksgiving and the New England Patriots
- The mysterious missing food items from the first Thanksgiving
- Let me put that in a bag for you and happy holidays!
- What made him think that?
- In-N-Out fries aren’t crispy
- 5 of the worst bowling alleys in Albuquerque
- 5 of the worst plumbers in Albuquerque
- 5 of the worst pool halls in Albuquerque
- 5 of the worst self storage facilities in Albuquerque
- 5 of the worst neighborhoods in Albuquerque
- 5 of the worst hair salons in Albuquerque
- 5 of the worst law firms in Albuquerque
- 5 of the worst car dealers in Albuquerque
- Victim of a shakedown
- Marjorie Taylor Greene on Jeopardy
- On-demand eyeglass cleaning
- When the salespeople want to play on the company team
- That feeling when your wife takes three hours longer
- Let’s talk after this field goal
- It says here Trump started his own social media
- Jolly Joe is coming to town
- Jimmy said don’t buy anything
- Winging it again
- No Coke. Pepsi.
- Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, my favorite ten thousand family members!
- Good message, confusing delivery
- Do you want to smash?
- Tall and to the point
- Why does every muscle car bro cut the muffler?
- Amy Winehouse – Secondary School Graduation Photo – 2001 – London
- When you realize you wasted college
- That feeling when you fumble on the 3
- I still miss him
- That sharp pain you feel…
- 36 questions that will make anyone fall in love with you instantly
- Phil Collins – Secondary School Graduation Picture – Chiswick County School for Boys – 1968 – Chiswick, England
- Freddie Mercury – Ealing Art School Graduation Photo – 1969 – London
- Trump car wash
- Trump support is real
- Trump rally in Arizona
- Trump College
- Donald Trump Labor Day Telethon
- New Trump casino
- Trump Suite at Disney’s new Galactic Starcruiser Star Wars hotel
- New Broadway Trump musical
- Moving the goalposts
- Ted Nugent at Trump rally
- Mike Lindell major announcement
- Trump offers use of his personal airplane
- Trump announces Texas White House
- How Chipsville, Texas saved the world
- 7 bread buying tips
- White House head gardener speaks with Melania Trump
- Trump call for recount of Tokyo Olympics result
- When did Taylor Swift have the time?
- No one is taking your freedom
- Iggy Pop – Senior Year High School Photo – Ann Arbor, MI
- Customer orders most outrageous drink order in history
- Quinn Ewers cashes in big at Ohio State and I go for the gold
- What’s with the spelling error?
- The 227 point threat — bull elk challenge horse over lunch
- Peegency! Peegency!
- 10 Things You Didn’t Know About German Village in Columbus, Ohio
- What if you are just selectively dumb?
- Sure, and close the window when you are done
- Hair emergency at sports bar in Miami
- I washed my phone. I don’t mean I cleaned it.
- Haircuts finally legal in New York
- 10 ways to relieve extreme stress
- 10 things you can do to prevent CRT in your schools
- 11 amazing signs of intelligence
- Watch for falling rocks crashing through your windshield
- Things I think about when looking for my lost golf ball
- Let’s circle back on that and run it up the flagpole
- Can I get a glass of chardonnay?
- Oh, no, fool, you’re not getting away from me!
- I think it stayed out
- I wish I didn’t work 20-hour days
- Local man decides if banana is still edible
- Republican rally-goers storm Matt Gaetz
- Sometimes I think I have it all under control
- It says here you stormed the Capitol building
- She’s still steaming eight days after
- Three worst Pittsburgh dog groomers
- BREAKING: Trump Buys MySpace
- That time the teacher smoked the kids out of the room
- It’s not a betrayal, bro
- After closing on the house
- Bloomberg says Canada is running out of space?
- Can you teach me about the Circle of Life now?
- Voter restriction enforcement AI robots installed throughout Georgia
- She’s still steaming five days after she found out
- Flower shortage for Mother’s Day
- Where do you two think you are going?
- Pfizer introduces Strawberry Frappucino-flavored Covid vaccine
- Trump new lead singer in Kid Rock tribute band
- Biden Administration to review hated endings to classic TV series
- Once I understood cheugy
- Music reviewer wanted, respond asap
- I don’t know, Reginald
- No Oscar winner for you, son
- Elon Musk announces first Tesla store to open on Mars
- BREAKING: Arizona to recount Maricopa County ballots. State opens permanent Vote Recount Center.
- Remember long ago a year ago
- It’s like California out here!
- Not only that I’ve got a killer moooooo!
- Workers rush to go back to the office after the pandemic?
- Hey, maybe science…
- Mom, can I have my own iPad?
- In line at the Marshall’s sale
- How did your gender reveal party go?
- I’m sorry, the parrot is swearing again
- Does it have an indoor pool? Yes! An outdoor pool? Also yes!
- Naked and afraid in the tunnels below Delray Beach
- We have to stop praising men
- Washed clean in the sparkling Ohio spring rain
- My love language is long walks on the beach
- Cool, but does it have self-driving?
- I lost it all
- I give them six months
- Sex Three Times Before Noon
- Uncomvegan – Ditzionary
- Not sure what this guy did but…
- I think Mitch Romney invented this
- Headline Roundup – March 18, 2021
- Just a little blood from the roller pinching my finger, don’t worry
- I feel like I could play better
- Outback introduces giant Bloomin’ Onions and college basketball fans go insane
- The Man Who Fell to Des Moines
- Sir, we are going to offer you this experimental vaccine
- My therapist says we should do something every day
- Bryson DeChambeau Ruined The Arnold Palmer Invitational
- Look, wedding videos pay the bills
- Motörhead is the greatest heavy metal band
- Are you going to share?
- You said I would get a raise
- Really? You should see my ankles!
- Drive the new Chrysler Lubago
- Just think, Feldman. We lasted one year longer.
- March 4th came and went
- You sound great, Dave!
- Too much attention…er, wait
- 9 Ways to Spice Up Your Next Zoom Call
- Chewing tacos with your mouth open while watching the Bachelor
- Despite several setbacks, Jim wasn’t going to give up
- HOT REAL ESTATE REPORT: Play your heavy metal as loud as you want
- Sure, we won but…
- 7 things to think about when going to church
- I took a break off Facebook and feel great
- 5 of the wildest rock parties of all time
- 10 airplanes of the rich and famous at LAX
- You did good out there, Hal!
- You look quite fetching in that mink stole over your beaver jacket, Gwendolyn
- It is a noise for which to cleave the head
- We Can’t Get Herd Immunity – Sea Shanty
- Are you coming in for your shift?
- America runs on Starbucks and conspiracy theories
- Jump for joy all the way to and from the bank
- I forgot to remember what it really means
- That feeling of serenity
- Sit still and swallow the pain
- When she invites you over and this is the front hallway
- Peter Malnati works the angles at the 2021 Sony Open
- We are hurtling through space to uncertain doom
- When you add the Second Epistle of John to your Linkedin profile
- Big Catholic Family statistics theory