Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems 13 – Book

Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems 13

• 5 Biggest Celebrity Scandals 0f 2023
• Last fun fact of the year
• 2023: A cynical look back
• Nobody can say shady but me
• BREAKING: Amazon announces first Martian delivery
• The curious case of the Baton Rouge “Rougers”: A currency catastrophe
• 5 Most extreme yoga instructors in Baton Rouge
• 5 most bizarre dermatologists in Baton Rouge
• 5 strangest dentists in Baton Rouge: Unconventional sedation techniques
• 5 strangest chiropractors in Baton Rouge
• Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Police crash patrol car into a St. Louis bar, arrest bar owners
• Baton Rouge’s most unconventional transit system: the Saint Bernard Express
• Baton Rouge’s 5 most bizarre bridges
• The Yeti in the elevator: Amazing facts about climbing Mount Everest
• “Die Hard” meets “Home Alone”: A new Christmas classic called “Don’t Die Alone
• 5 amazing water towers in Baton Rouge
• Baton Rouge artist profile: Armand “Mando” Broussard
• Santa slowly falls asleep watching “The Queen’s Gambit” on Netflix
• Divorce as a better idea than divestment
• Mom, can you make some date nut bread for St. Austin’s Bake Sale?
• Speedy Joe Martin to manage and emcee Crowd Work comedy club in Nagadoches
• CROWD WORK: Where comedy goes to die or maybe just annoy you
• Cleveland Browns fan holds “Hire Harambe!” sign
• Secret vampires search the darkness
• I did nothing wrong
• Just checking out the 1981 Plymouth Horizon
• The evolution of goodbye
• Sangria sing-along: carolers can’t remember the words, but who cares?
• Baton Rouge’s 5 most bizarre taco stands
• You beat Tiger Woods when you were hungover?
• The trumpet trials: a tale of musical misadventure
• Flush with art: A mansion with 10 bathrooms in the style of great artists
• Crystal clear image of Uranus from the James Webb Telescope. (Sorry.)
• The 10 Gods of Emo
• Every emo song
• Today is National Emo Day
• Headline I didn’t expect to see today: New anti-aging drug for dogs expected to be available in two years
• 10 fantastical noodle shapes that will change how you twirl your fork
• Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Wild kangaroo captured after it escaped and knocked out a Canadian officer
• Stores give up on self-checkout?
• Down-home wisdom from a Baton Rouge area farmer
• Baton Rouge’s 5 most unconventional pet stores
• Baton Rouge’s 5 most outlandish home entertainment stores
• 5 colorful characters that make living in Omaha so special
• Omaha’s 5 most bizarre zoos
• 5 wild jewelry stories in Omaha
• 10 most bizarre auto parts stores in Omaha
• Bob’s Big Top Blunder
• Wally Whiskers in Wonderland: A Baton Rouge cat’s odyssey
• 5 worst cat hotels in Baton Rouge
• That feeling when you realize you spent your rent money on 345 balloons
• Competitive eater disqualified for using extra stomachs in taco challenge
• Movie Flashback: “Grim Steel Shadows” starring Cybill Shepherd and Bruce Willis
• Dozens of major retailers went out of business in 2023
• The great Amazonian standoff
• Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Woman takes concealed carry gun into MRI scan — machine magnetizes gun and fires bullet into her right buttock
• Baton Rouge man learns to speak French by watching old TV commercials from France online
• 5 worst financial advisors in Baton Rouge
• 5 worst car dealerships in Baton Rouge
• 5 worst dog training centers in Baton Rouge
• 5 worst pizza places in Baton Rouge
• 5 worst stationery stores in Baton Rouge
• 5 promposals that went horribly wrong
• Corina dumped me when I confessed I’m the secret author of ‘The Encyclopedia of Vintage Doorknobs’
• Ava dumped me when I told her I had a “Ferrari future with a bicycle bank account”
• New Yorkers run from wild grizzly bear in Manhattan – 1961
• Mystery of the moving monoliths: Omaha’s cornfield circles
• 5 worst garden centers in Omaha
• 5 worst dental offices in Omaha
• Omaha man amasses world’s largest collection of corn-husk dolls
• Downtown Omaha’s unexpected musical: commuters turn streets into stage
• Tesla unveils the LandSea: a revolutionary amphibious electric vehicle
• Omaha’s unknown: A tour of hidden gems
• Omaha braces for winter’s wrath: The emergence of ‘blizznadoes’
• Living in a college town near finals week
• Zodiac Forecast: Horoscope of the day – Dec 01, 2023
• That feeling when you get carried away with the beard trend but suddenly remember you have a job interview next week
• Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Revolutionary airliner powered by fat and sugar crosses the Atlantic
• That feeling when your “natural healing” hospital room will not be covered by your health insurance
• Zodiac Forecast: Horoscope of the day – Nov 30, 2023
• Zodiac Forecast: Horoscope of the day – Nov 29, 2023
• That feeling when your mother-in-law knits you a Christmas sweater
• Back to the Blockbuster: Amazon’s bold retro move
• Need a change? These towns are offering huge incentives to move there
• 5 fantastic Cyber Monday gifts for waiters
• 5 most absurdly nerdtastic Cyber Monday gift ideas
• 5 dumb Cyber Monday gift ideas for tennis players
• 5 most absurd Cyber Monday product ideas for taxi drivers
• 5 hilariously bad Cyber Monday gifts for a handyman
• 5 insane Cyber Monday gifts for cooks
• 5 most impractical Cyber Monday gifts for truckers
• That feeling when you realize you have 757 things on your to-do list for the day and it is three o’clock
• That first day it gets really cold every winter
• The last time we were all together
• Did Matt Rife get plastic surgery?
• Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Tempers flare and things get physical at Major League Pickleball today
• 5 fantastic Cyber Monday car accessory deals
• And in this corner
• 5 most amazing Black Friday deals of 2023
• Genius build airplane at 14, flies it at 16
• When you put the space heater too close to your desk
• Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Scottish ultra-marathoner rides in a car for 50 miles of a race
• 5 Most Bizarre Inventions of Omaha
• Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Trump’s own expert witness is not an expert
• 5 TV sitcoms set in Omaha
• The wackiest conventions of Omaha
• Highlights of the 1900s in Omaha
• The most colorful mayors in Omaha history
• 5 worst motels in Omaha
• 5 worst smoke shops in Omaha
• Worst road construction sites in Omaha
• 5 worst apartment complexes in Omaha
• 5 worst hospitals in Omaha
• Trump considers new fund-raising strategies to handle mounting legal bills
• Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Horse gets loose and forces airplane to land at JFK
• When your golf clubs are too long
• The great Windows upgrade inquisition: pop-ups and persistence
• That feeling when you find money in the pocket of an old jacket
• Rockstarion constellation
• Cussing in Golf: An Investigation
• Outdated laws still on the books for some reason in Omaha
• The League of Barely Adequate Oddballs: Elastic Enigma
• 5 worst Omaha hairstyles
• 5 worst hair salons in Omaha
• 5 worst grocery stores in Omaha
• That feeling when you are trying to wake up after playing poker 3 days straight in Vegas
• Mr. Rubber vs. Mr. Road: Who Paves the Way to Glory?
• I carry two foot wedges every round
• She’s been seeing his brother on the down low
• Painting the town
• Doggie don’t like to dance
• The food was so bad in London, we did this.
• I miss the OLD Paris…
• New York is Chicago but…
• When the tourist wanted a selfie with a moose
• I walked up fairways two ways in the snow
• That golfer at your office annoying everyone
• A golfer’s self-image vs stark reality
• 10 Portland actors who took their roles way too seriously
• The last typewriter
• But what if I LIKE mail carriers?
• Forget the possible
• Taylor Swift announces first concert on Mars
• Groovy mail delivery: Portland’s new fleet of hippie vans hits the road
• Portland’s Timber Trailblazers: The World of Wood in the Rose City
• The KC sportswriter assigned to Travis and Taylor realizes he just doesn’t care
• Opa! Portland Greek Restaurant Takes Plate-Breaking to a Whole New Level
• 10 museums you’ll only find in Portland
• Kids, your mother will be right back
• You’ve gained some weight, yes?
• The Rise of “Hip-Hop Hipsters” in Portland
• Cave paintings near Dead Sea Scrolls depict American football
• In Loving Memory of Grandma Agatha “No Guff” McSnark
• Places you absolutely should never take a first date
• The new kid
• Ready for your 47th cup of coffee?
• The creepy weatherman on the bus
• The screenwriter for the Will/ Jada biopic realizes he just doesn’t care
• The Browns won twice in a row?
• The great Down Under mix-up
• Comfort murders
• Columbus is the foulest-mouthed city in the nation
• The phone number is not 867-5309
• New National Wildlife Tech Service helps animals get revenge on tourist morons
• 10 ways my dog chases cars after I accidentally fed him cat food
• Cleveland Browns off-tackle running play explained
• Maddie Moonshine tops country charts with “Portland Pour”
• Lil Stumptown’s “Portland People” is a regional hit
• This Portland house had demons. So they opened it up as year-round haunted house.
• Portland construction company is out of this world
• 10 signs the traffic in Portland in worse than ever
• When motorcars first arrived in Portland
• Colorful characters of early Portland
• When you arrive at the restaurant one minute before closing
• Use your outside voice in the Denny’s
• My ex is like an albatross
• Amazing oral histories from early Portland pioneers
• The worst living room floor lamps in all 50 states
• The worst way to say “good morning” in all 50 states
• The worst mailboxes types in all 50 states
• Top 10 states with the worst dad jokes
• Horse joins bike race in Portland and gallops to the lead
• Koala makes a break for freedom, falls asleep
• Car model names for sale
• Portland’s gas station psychics offer pumpside readings
• Portland’s High-Speed Dining Experience: Freeway Feasts on the Move
• Portland’s Festive Frontier: The Christmas Tree Company with a Rocket-Powered Farewell
• Haunted Oil Derricks Off Portland’s Coast Promise a Frighteningly Fun Halloween
• Rose City Rockets: A Skyward Revolution in Urban and Intercity Commutes
• In the early days of Portland town
• Introducing Portland Oregon: A press release from 1851
• Corinne dumped me when she found out my cat’s name was C++ and my dog’s was Java
• Abandoned church in Portland transforms into hilarious haven
• You are obsessing over a woman you dated 40 years ago
• Trump allegedly shared nuclear secrets with golf buddies after leaving the White House
• 10 outrageous golf courses in Portland
• 10 signs it is football season in Portland
• 10 signs you know you are in Nashville
• 10 signs you know you are in Indianapolis
• 10 signs you know you are in Minneapolis
• 10 signs you know you are in Portland
• 10 mediocre jokes about Portland
• Letter of Paul to the Kansans
• Every move you fake
• This dork is teeing off while talking on the phone
• The best-looking animals in Africa
• Hot takes from the planets
• Do you think the coffee here is too strong for you?
• I left law and completely changed my life
• 20 of America’s best small towns
• Portland’s Giant Leap: NASA Partners with City for Commuter Rocket Launches