Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Politics – Book
- BREAKING: Trump issues multiple executive orders within hours of being elected
- 10 things Trump failed to get done as President
- Elon Musk Promises Free Tesla Motorcycles to All Trump Voters: “Badassery on Two Wheels”
- BREAKING: EARRING-GATE EXPOSED!
- 10 ways you know Tim Walz is right for Dem VP
- Trump and Biden to settle debate differences on the golf course for charity
- Ron DeSantis and Mickey Mouse watch the Biden/ Trump debate
- Biden administration to fight raging inflation by starting Christmas music in April to “boost morale.”
- What if Trump runs to Canada?
- Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Trump’s own expert witness is not an expert
- The most colorful mayors in Omaha history
- Trump considers new fund-raising strategies to handle mounting legal bills
- 10 vital services that may end during the government shutdown
- The eternal congresswoman: Or how to stubbornly stick around
- 10 ways to tell if a President of the United States is lying
- 7 useful household hints from Donald Trump
- I’m so old I remember when elections were held and they announced the winner on TV and we went to bed.
- How to recognize a real banana republic
- Answer my question, communist! Is it okay to put ketchup on hot dogs??!!
- Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert battle over Joe Biden
- This guy steals elections for a living
- “Donny and Georgie”: The Donald Trump and Boy George musical that could not be denied
- Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert battle for the Queen of MAGA crown
- Kari Lake sues again
- What does “woke” mean?
- Olympic Champion Sarah Hughes is running for Congress
- That wasn’t the question
- Disney World plans to move to an island off the coast of Florida
- Florida to take over ride inspections at all theme parks
- Disney introduces new “DeSantis Fee” added to all Disney goods and services sold in Florida
- Illinois voters will take a busted, rusty soda machine over Trump in 2024
- Biden sends Mickey Mouse spy balloons over China
- Russia floats vodka bottle-shaped spy balloon over US
- You call that a balloon?
- Grab your musket, Johann, it’s on!
- Whatever happened to TOP SECRET?
- Streaking through the halls wearing nothing but a motorcyle helmet
- New presidential Top Secret document retrieval and storage service debuts
- A named confession
- BREAKING: George Santos leads a SpaceX team as they make the first human landing on Mars.
- Fist fights in the Congress
- Hey, pick me up a pop and a pew pew, will ya?
- Get mad sir! Like Liam Neeson!
- 12 reasons I lost the election except blaming my mother for being too indulgent
- President Trump offers a “best-of-three” WWE event with The Constitution
- You have shingles now? What happened to the gout?
- Florida residents respond to landslide victory by governor Ron DeSantis
- Arizona Republicans are shootin’ mad about the 2022 mid-term election results
- Jim Jordan and Gavin Newsom AI mashup
- Take the world by storm
- Arizona voters urged to write their vote in the desert sand and and take a picture of it
- Music to insurrect by
- Saving money on political advertising
- “Don’t shoot! I want to come to America and watch The Bachelor!”
- Just one more booster and you may even like gluten-free bread
- It’s down there with some old USFL jerseys and The Apprentice swag
- After the demise of Shooter’s Grill, Lauren Boebert opens TANKS restaurants across Colorado
- Nope, not this one. Nope, not this one.
- Mike Pence stars in new Cadillac commercials
- Colorado, please raise your hands a little higher – the mountains are blocking you.
- Time for a viable third party in America
- George Washington was the first president, but…
- Dr. Oz Operates on Political Opponent To Prove They Have a “Cold Heart”
- “Yes, I’ve said all my life I love Neapolitan ice cream. But now I think vanilla is best!”
- I was too busy painting, you know.
- 5 ways Joe Biden has impacted USA since becoming president
- BREAKING: US to re-introduce Cone of Silence technology
- Conspiracy theory groups are starting to turn on each other
- Marjorie Taylor Greene on Jeopardy
- It says here Trump started his own social media
- Trump car wash
- Trump support is real
- Trump rally in Arizona
- Trump College
- Donald Trump Labor Day Telethon
- New Trump casino
- Trump Suite at Disney’s new Galactic Starcruiser Star Wars hotel
- New Broadway Trump musical
- Moving the goalposts
- Ted Nugent at Trump rally
- Mike Lindell major announcement
- Trump offers use of his personal airplane
- Trump announces Texas White House
- White House head gardener speaks with Melania Trump
- Trump call for recount of Tokyo Olympics result
- Republican rally-goers storm Matt Gaetz
- It says here you stormed the Capitol building
- BREAKING: Trump Buys MySpace
- Voter restriction enforcement AI robots installed throughout Georgia
- Trump new lead singer in Kid Rock tribute band
- Biden Administration to review hated endings to classic TV series
- BREAKING: Arizona to recount Maricopa County ballots. State opens permanent Vote Recount Center.
- Headline Roundup – March 18, 2021
- March 4th came and went
- Why does Jill Biden FORCE people to address her as DOCTOR?
- Dodgers Attempt to Use Supreme Court to Reverse Astros 2017 World Series Win
- Trump’s scorched earth voter fraud campaign goes to next level
- Russia demands de-certification of “Miracle on Ice” victory at 1980 Winter Olympics
- Trump Demands Names of 27 Republican Senators Who Accept Reality
- Armed protesters show up outside the home of Michigan’s Secretary of State
- Miami Heat Denies Lakers Win With Game 6 Protest of the 2020 NBA Championship
- Trump Team Still Protesting Election in February 2021 Outside Whitehouse
- Vote Count Pandemonium in Philadelphia
- Vote for Kanye?
- Massive problems, so many problems in Arizona
- Freedom fighters on the front lines
- President Trump threatens to ban Tiktok, MySpace, Friendster and Live Journal
- Joe Biden Style Insults
- Not feeling so well
- Trumpory
- When politicians negotiate a disaster relief bill
- Trump Negotiates Sale and Transfer of Central Park to Exxon
- President Trump live-tweets his frustration with McDonald’s worker he claimed bumbled his order
- Trump Booed by Turkeys
- Alabama SGA reverses ban on students booing Trump
- Judge Blocks Trump Rule That Immigrants Must Have $150,000 to Invest in Stock Market
- Air Force One drops water balloons featuring Trump’s picture to help battle California wildfires
- Elizabeth Warren Has “Leave Nixon Alone” Tattoo Removed From Her Left Ankle
- Fast Response from Trump
- The crazy story of Bill Clinton’s compound in Clinton Oklahoma
- Trump Administration Reduces List of Endangered Species From 1600 to Ten
- Trump Cuts Deal With Santa: Elves to Help Build Wall
- If they shut down the government…
- It says here we are giving Mexico $4.8 billion…
- Trump Names Cheech and Chong Federal Marijuana Co-Czars
- White House Turns To Kelly Services to Fill Key Roles
- Trump University Comes Back to Life As Trump Hairdressing Academy
- Trump To Use WWE Wrestlers to Maintain Order at White House Press Conferences
- UFC Announces President Trump to Battle Jim Acosta in the Octagon
- I feel like a new person now that it is Nov 7th
- Dead man politics
- Futile attempt
- It was only a matter of time for this guy
- Crowd Goes Wild For Beto But Not Sure Exactly Why
- Brett Kavanaugh Opens Chain of Sports Bars
- I Hate You! I Love You! I Need You!
- Trump threatens to cut Canada out of a new NAFTA deal
- Trump isn’t the first president to tangle with Canada over lumber
- Anti-immigration protester demanded to know if a Navajo politician was in the US legally
- Why are Republicans still ranting about this?
- Fourteen year old runs for governor of Vermont
- Florida GOP Candidate Admits to Fake College Degree
- New York is mad again about people disrespecting their pizza
- Cough cough
- President Blocks Queen Elizabeth in Latest of Series of Gaffes
- Canada Says I Got Your Tariff Right Here
- Legal weed users in Canada could be banned from US for life
- Kanye says he and Trump have “Dragon energy”
- Trump Puts Refugee Kids in Cages
- Ivanka Trump Tweets Non-Existent Chinese Proverb
- Press Secretary Problems
- Trump’s State of the Union Address 2018 Review
- Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address 2018
- Critical Offices That Will Stay Open During the 2018 Government Shutdown
- Astonishing Brexit Vote Sparks Fears of Further EU Defections
- I’m Just A Bill
- John Kasich Announces Withdrawal From Presidential Race
- When My Competitors Dropped Out
- 2016 Presidential Election Valentine
- Marco Rubio Last Chance
- Helping Farmers Pull The Vote
- Government Workers Say They Will Quit If Trump Elected
- Trump Says He Would Date His Daughter
- Dead man says don’t vote for Donald Trump
- Sarah Palin Throws In With Trump
- Trump Has Another Protester Beat Up
- Hillary Clinton Launches Email Hosting and Marketing Startup
- The Pace of Progress In Washington, DC
- John Boehner Resigns From The House
- 6 Jiu-Jitsu Techniques Used by 2016 Presidential Candidates
- Trump’s Team Seeks New Material For Improved Hairpiece
- Rick Perry Campaign on Life Support
- After Clinton Email Fiasco Dems Might Turn To Biden
- Come On Lady, Make A Decision
- Trump Says His Policies Are Coming
- Bernie Sanders is Finished
- Good News, Honey, Trump Dropped Out!
- I Want To Make This Country Great Again!
- 5 Experts Assess Donald Trump’s Chance To Win It All
- 3 Cows That Look Like Vladimir Putin
- 7 Of The Most Bizarre Rules Of Golf
- 7 Immediate Changes Donald Trump Will Make When Elected President
- Rand Paul Initiates “No Meat Left On The Bone” Campaign
- Obama Invades Texas
- Van Tour – The Early Years
- The Ultimate Solution to Out-of-Control Spending On Political Advertising
- Government Shutdown – Sons
- Christie-Palin Ticket
- Obscure Political Office Advertising