Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems 12 – Book
- 10 young movie stars who got so lost in a role they ruined their careers
- Portland’s Very Backyard Film Festival
- Taking advantage of the nurse’s strike to commit major crimes
- 10 vital services that may end during the government shutdown
- The Golden Bachelor? How about The Cattelor?
- Cecilia dumped me when she found out I developed a version of Pokemon featuring pro golfers
- Indianapolis Fast Food Chains Embrace Roller-Skate Craze with Dedicated Drive-Thru Lanes
- Crazy Uber Stories: The Royal Throne
- Crazy Uber stories: The Uber driver who let his passengers take the wheel
- Comboss, get on back here now! Come now!
- No practice range? So where do yinz guys warm up?
- I’d like to order some of your hot rain
- Are you going to Louder than Life?
- 10 things to pack when traveling to Portland
- Portland’s Intimate Prius Film Festival: A Cozy Cinematic Experience
- Idara broke up with me when I told her I used to be an engineer on a miniature railroad at a zoo
- Portland’s Garage Music Festival Strikes a Chord with Alternative Music Fans
- 10 of the best counter-culture ramen shops in Portland
- 10 hippie-themed tire shops in Portland
- 10 of the best hippie hair salons in Portland
- 10 ways we know you are from Portland
- 10 reasons Colorado lost so bad to Oregon
- New biblical prophesies discovered
- 10 of the wildest diners in Portland
- “The Bowling League” band of crime fighting superheroes in Milwaukee
- Buckeyes and Battlecries: Ohio’s Conquest of the World
- No where to GO
- 10 of the craziest bowling alleys in Portland
- 10 more signs you picked the wrong therapist
- 10 famous animal actors on their way to megastardom who lost it all
- 10 Indianapolis residents rejected by American Idol
- 10 household tips and tricks to help survive living in Indianapolis
- 10 things found in the Lost and Found box at the Council of Nicea
- 10 Tweets from Constantine at the Council of Nicea
- 10 of the most famous Indianapolis poets and their very best poems
- Indy’s Latest Sensation: The World’s First 27-Level Drive-Thru
- Snow shovel golf: Indianapolis’s chilliest sports sensation
- 5 of the most bizarre chicken joints in Indianapolis
- The Five Strangest Comedy Clubs in Indianapolis
- The top five most baffling higher-ed institutions in Indianapolis
- Five Bone-Chilling Spots in Indianapolis You Should Never Visit
- 10 tweets from the mayor of Indianapolis in 1865
- 10 names I’m considering for my pro wrestling debut
- Ten bad sports jokes I wrote in 1983
- Ten bad topical jokes I wrote in 1987
- Ten bad topical jokes I wrote in 1989
- Ten bad topical jokes I wrote in 2000
- Ten bad topical jokes I wrote in 1983
- Ten incredible flying cars that will be zooming outside your window very soon
- The downside of flying cars: Why we’re better off on the ground
- Never look for a golf tee again: The amazing Golf Bowl Top
- Timmy’s redemption: From lawn disaster to botanical master
- The Indianapolis “Beatles”: the wild history of the Hoosier Harmonies
- How Indianapolis saved itself from extinction
- Liane dumped me when she found out I used to own a board game cafe
- Deep Discounts at the Mall of Killer Sharks
- Three Bears Storm the Super Extra Delicious Donut Van
- The Grocery Line Encounter with Mr. Peelscrap
- Captain Beeghabert and Golden Scrambled Eggs
- Indianapolis beer towers immediate hit
- Mystical Mountain Mango Medley: A smoothie from a mountain guru
- 10 ways to make cooking faster and more enjoyable
- Latte art: The barista’s subtle revenge
- The milk mystery: A lactose labyrinth
- 12 coffee shop frustrations that make me want to drink tea
- 15 more signs someone has made a career of walking straight into moving traffic
- 10 signs your current wardrobe is not ready for winter weather
- 10 signs winter is right around the corner
- Slimming winter jacket?
- Cutting-edge winter fashions you’ll only find in Indianapolis
- The Enigmatic Entities of Indianapolis: Five More Frightening Phantoms
- The Ghostly Gathering: Indianapolis’ Ten Most Renowned Specters
- I need a list of your employees and how you pay them
- “Rhymes of Rhineland” – German Rap Festival Takes Over Indianapolis
- Indianapolis Embraces a Unique Public Transport Solution: Piggyback Rides
- Indianapolis Remembers: 10 iconic local TV shows produced here in Indy
- BREAKING: Global breakout of everybody kung-fu fighting
- Five frightful ghosts who have been haunting Indianapolis for years
- Livestream wildlife cams are amazing. Sometimes.
- Only in Indianapolis: 10 Absurdly Unique Attractions!
- The most overused phrase on law school applications
- Bel Air Mansion Sports Rose Gold iPhone Roof, Becomes Talk of the Town
- American Adventurer Wins Iditarod Race with iPhone-Enhanced Sled
- How schools are helping students learn better and faster using the iPhone 15
- 10 new sports made possible with the new iPhone 15
- 10 amazing new features of the new iPhone 15
- The 12-year old kid who conquered the Indy 500
- Will the Colts ever Win the Super Bowl? Indianapolis Answers!
- 10 automobiles invented right in Indianapolis
- 10 wild hair styles you’ll only find in Indianapolis
- Indianapolis’s Triskate Initiative: A Roll into the Green Future
- 10 insane Indianapolis trucking schools
- Indianapolis Introduces Revolutionary Beer Towers
- Indianapolis sells itself against Cincinnati and Chicago
- 10 surprising neighborhoods in Indianapolis
- Car wash hybrids that combine clean cars and other business services take over Indianapolis
- Ultra-large tennis rackets help Indianapolis high school teams dominate
- The mobile pool revolution has taken over Indianapolis
- The famous Jello Pool of Indianapolis
- 7 fantastic Indianapolis skyscrapers
- Ancient cities were stinky
- 7 dynamic leaders of early Indianapolis
- 10 of the greatest athletes in Indianapolis history
- 10 of the best avant-garde artists in Indianapolis history
- 10 epic moments in the history of the Indy 500
- 10 Indianapolis music geniuses and legends
- 10 fabulously fun alternatives to the Indy 500
- 5 rude things Indianapolitans have written in the tip line of their receipt
- Letter of Paul to the Tennesseans
- 10 fantastic Indianapolis zoos your family should visit this year
- How the Vanderbilt fight song changed over the years
- Insanely delicious Indy-themed local eats that will thrill your tastebuds
- 10 absurdly stupendous hotels in Indianapolis
- Vanderbilt: The smarter the players got, the worse the team did
- 10 reasons Vanderbilt football faces major challenges
- 10 sports that didn’t make it in Nashville
- Things to see and do at the Country Music Tradition Hall of Fame in Nashville
- 10 one-room schoolhouses competing for students in early Nashville
- In Nashville’s land of glowing grace
- The Midnight Specter: Town Abuzz with Tales of a Fearsome, Fedora-Adorned Phantom
- Jeb’s giant feet
- Swan Uprising: Downtown Nashville Park’s Feathered Fleet Takes to the Skies
- The Telegram that Tanked a Titan
- 10 world-renowned Nashville philosophers
- 10 incredible Nashville colleges and universities
- The surprising history of early Nashville
- Wild Ruckus in Whiskey’s Hollow: A Night of Poker Ends in Chaos
- 10 ways you can tell you’ve picked a terrible summer job
- Crazy Uber stories: Road trip to Corpus Christi
- A letter home to the old country from a Nashville pioneer
- 10 stellar hotels you’ll only find in Nashville
- New Era of Hospitality: Water Pump and Horse Troughs Installed Outside Nashville’s Grand Oak Hotel
- “The Fort of Justice”: Nashville’s First Jailhouse Raises Questions and Hope
- 10 amazing circuses in American history that called Nashville home
- What did historical European rulers say when they first learned about Nashville?
- These country music superstars all call Nashville home
- Unusual architecture that put Nashville on the avant-garde map
- Early Nashville pioneer clothing that provided protection and style
- The attitude adjuster crank machine
- Crazy uber stories: The unwilling wheelman
- 10 super creative dwelling used by early Nashville pioneers
- Ten infamous Nashville outlaw gunslingers
- 10 incredible medical breakthroughs that emerged in Nashville
- 10 comic book villains who got their evil start in Nashville
- 10 comic book heroes that hail from Nashville
- LIV Golf Shakes Up the Sports World Again with LIV Pickle: The Saudi Billionaire-Backed Pickleball League
- 10 incredible Nashville firsts that rocked the world
- 10 notorious watering holes, honky tonks and gin joints of Nashville’s early outlaw days
- 10 of the most stunning football plays in Nashville history
- The Sky Diving Novelist
- 10 amazing sports that you’ll only find in Nashville
- 10 signs someone has made a career of walking straight into moving traffic
- Parking in Nashville is like beating yourself over the head with a frying pan
- 10 off-the-wall tire shops in Nashville
- 10 insane AI chatbots you have to try today
- How Sparks lost his shine: A Hollywood redemption story
- 10 wild events in the turbulent early days of Nashville
- 12 of the worst tourist traps in Nashville
- 10 Nashville donut shots named after Russian writers and poets
- Shakespeare tries stand-up comedy at London comedy club Ye Olde Laugh House
- NYPD’s New Hover Police Cars Grounded Due to Excess Donut Consumption by Officers
- 10 signs your taxi driver competes on weekends in demolition derbies
- 10 ways to tell if a President of the United States is lying
- 10 signs your college English teacher used to work at Ice Capades
- 10 ways your summer law internship is a huge mistake
- 10 signs your waiter is also a performer at Cirque de Soleil
- 7 useful household hints from Donald Trump
- 10 signs you’ve made a horrible choice for a summer job
- 10 ways to get sneak in some exercise during your day
- 10 of the greatest Tennessee Titans players of all time
- Things you might hear as you walk past a house in Nashville
- 10 incredible inventions from cutting-edge Nashville inventors
- 10 amazing things you have to see in Nashville
- 10 of the best neighborhoods in Nashville
- Nashville leaders of the early days
- 5 amazing performers of Nashville’s rich music tradition
- 12 Gods of the Cleveland Browns
- 12 things Cleveland Browns fans waste money on
- 12 crazy things people waste money on
- 12 crazy things people believe about the Old West
- Orange Barrelonius – God of Commuting
- Letter of Paul to the Floridians
- 10 signs you picked the wrong therapist
- 10 questions to ask yourself when you are trying to find your purpose
- 10 budding movie stars who flamed out early in Hollywood
- Bathing not allowed
- Crazy uber stories: The kite-surfer from Kenosha
- What, Diet Pepsi wouldn’t do the trick?
- This airplane was last cleaned in 1934
- Introducing the Salt Lake Shimmy Shake: Salt Lake City’s Premier 24/7 Disco Dance Destination
- The worst college majors in all 50 states
- Crazy Uber stories: Why they call him Sparky
- Crazy Uber stories: The Kabuki Khan golf club adventure
- The outlaws, businessmen and cowboys who formed Dallas out of the prairie scrub
- 10 of the craziest hair styles in Dallas history
- 10 completely bonkers theme parks that in Dallas that are no more
- Portland’s trippy new retail “experiences”
- Chester and the Peanut Butter Town adventure
- Crazy Uber stories: The ice cream man
- Love is in the air. Film at 11.
- Great, but do you have McDonald’s fries?
- The day joy died in Dallas
- I’m so old I remember when elections were held and they announced the winner on TV and we went to bed.
- 10 crazy sports you’ll only see in Dallas
- 10 amazing sports facilities in Dallas that will make your jaw drop
- Dallas-based Pokemon Go characters are all the rage
- Other names Dallas settlers considered for the town
- How early Dallas settlers drilled for Texas tea
- The legendary Texas quarterback who played for the Cowboys and the Texans in the same game
- 10 wacky stars of Dallas sports history
- 10 Dallas sports teams that went defunct
- How to recognize a real banana republic
- Dallas fan reaction: “If the Cowboys are worth more than any other sports franchise, how come they haven’t won a Super Bowl since 1995?”
- 10 craziest competitors in “Survivor” history
- 13 almost true fun facts about “Survivor”
- “Survivor” showdown of the 2010 NBA Championship
- Team Europe vs. Team USA: “Survivor” 2021 Ryder Cup
- Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Two mimes are fighting on the side of the road!
- 5 ways to open those stubborn vegetable plastic bags at the grocery store
- Star Wars vs. Star Trek: “Survivor” movie battle
- The Office vs Lost: “Survivor” TV show battle
- The TV shows that inspired the creation of “Survivor”
- Cruise ship passengers terrorized by spooky “Watcher”
- Seinfeld vs. Friends: “Survivor” sitcom showdown
- 5 ways to win an argument with a Roman centurion
- 5 powerhouse “Survivor” players
- 5 incredible destinations being considered for the next “Survivor”
- Random numbers for no reason #1
- The guy in the office who spends all Monday telling everyone about his golf game
- Barbie strikes back
- Nine weird fish from the deep ocean I never want to see
- 5 ways to get Socrates to join your company softball team
- 5 ways to communicate with an alien you meet on the street
- Time to get back to the wonders of nature
- Crazy food delivery instructions: Customer lives in a cable car
- The Five Worst Hair Salons in Nashville
- Crazy Uber Stories: The Guatemalan Miscommunication
- If “Survivor” was filled at your childhood home
- 10 signs your rented car has been badly abused by previous customers
- 5 ways to comb your hair in a pinch
- Are you phubbing me right now?
- The pickleball wars
- What’s the status of Chubs?
- Barbie and the 1980 Miracle on Ice
- Sculpting memories for intergalactic treaties
- The bank robbing alpacas of Tokyo
- Heading out for adventures
- 3 worst hair salons in Minneapolis
- 3 worst hair salons in Baltimore
- The floor is lava
- Fernanda broke up with me because she said my dancing looked like this
- Ancient Celtic Druids sacrificed humans to foretell the future
- Something from nothing
- Speed Demon Mowing Service rushes to fame
- The loudmouth and the neon pink hat
- Thomas Edison and the Lord of the Underground
- Ohio bans plastic surgeon popular on TikTok
- I discovered a hidden speakeasy in the doghouse out back
- Baked to perfection with a hint of Mediterranean sunshine
- Sal the bricklayer
- Plato said music was too dangerous for the common people — until he got up and danced.
- Shimmering mermaids and mischievous water sprites
- I’m on a call. Wait your turn.
- If you’re over the age of 5 and still drink milk with dinner, you need to reevaluate your life choices
- The day I went back in time in my garden
- Reopening my OnlyFans once again
- The roller coaster hanging thief heist
- Horrible Hank and the fireworks that played Italian love songs
- Footprints and buggy tracks
- Sandra broke up with me when we were playing Scrabble and I insisted Endomorphistan was a country for chubby people like me
- Disney World earthquake preparedness explained
- You can roll a donut the whole way down